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This is the second ugly advertisement page, used like the first one by residual humanity. Wow! Read the latest edition of a newspaper used in South America to torture people:
The Fustigato Inquirer


If you have an advertisement to put here, e-mail it... webmaster@fustigato.8m.com

If you like this site mail me at
nicebutstopnow@fustigato.8m.com

If you dislike this site mail me at
burn_in_hell@fustigato.8m.com

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I heard first comments from visitors about this site: some people menaced me, others asked to the local police to arrest me, somebody paid a killer to kill me (but he is doing it for free to pay for his pityful life), another one rented a tank and is waiting for me in the place where I usually park my car. A group of scientists sent a terminator in the past to kill my mother before my birth. Now I am trying to send a cyborg to kill terminator's mother before his birth.What do you say? The Terminator has no relatives? Hasn't he? That's why he grew up as a criminal!

Personal message from the Webmonster (ok,ok, webmaster): somebody told me that I am unpolite. False! I am so polite that I knock the door even to go out of a room!

Please, stop sending me e-mails with the subject "Earn money with the net !".
The only ones I have met who earned money with the net were fishermen.

My last activities: I worked with the most famous film director in Hong Kong:
John Woo

and also worked with the most unknown film director in Hong Kong:
John Who?

Now some scientific culture:

The formula of
WATER: H2O

The formula of
MILK: H2 cOw

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To answer use my e-mail (adv@fustigato.8m.com) writing the Advertisement number.

Well... there is some empty space so I use it to make a personal request... is there any girl who want to have sex with an handsome, real virile webmaster who knows what women really like?
No? You don't want a handsome and viril boy who knows what women really like? GOOD! PERFECT!
Because I am not at all handsome and viril, and I can't figure out what the hell women like! Send me an e-mail at the address:
finallyawoman@fustigato.8m.com


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Mafia
with us you have a future as sure as death!

Sorry for the advertisement above, but I had to put it, they made me an offer I could not refuse.
Mafia! I put the banner above as they asked me but I woke up with the head of an horse in my bed. I asked them:''Why? I did what you wanted me to do!'' and they answered:''Yes, you were a good fellow, it was not to punish you, it was to punish the horse!''

To answer to advertisements and to publish one, e-mail me To fill up this space I am writing here the names of the women I have had in my life:

EMPTY (sigh!)

In Adv. n.13 I wrote "My soul in on sale at a very low price" and somebody convinced me to give it away. Well, I discovered that somebody was a devil named FLaMes4747. Now my soul is possessed by the devil, who is possessed for the 56% by Microsoft, possessed by Bill Gates. So my soul is possessed by Bill Gates. I would have preferred the devil, whose reputation is better than Bill Gates'one.

I just discovered why I am persecuted by demons and ghosts. My house was built on an ancient Red Indian cemetery. This is not so incredible, Italy is full of ancient Red Indian cemeteries.
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So am I
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The texts of this site were created by Giovanni Cellini, you can use them in your sites mentioning him or this site.